• Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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fightingfor-nothing:

frankeiro:

I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.

oh gOD

crying. omg.

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krystaduchene:

cumfort:

macmilker:

this just about sums up my life

cryinG

blahh i cant breathe!